Sit down kids, I have a story to tell you.
The universe was existing in a pretty good way for a long time. Galaxies were formed, containing planets, some of which had life on them. One of these planets is the one we are on. Humans evolved here, and liked to eat all sorts of things. They explored their environments and ate whatever they could but there was always something missing. Something savory, something that would help them get in touch with the Dairy Spirit. This missing food item was cheese.
Prophecy Cow went to all parts of the Earth where people resided and taught them various forms of cheese-making. Eventually these cheesemakers communicated and shared their different methods and continued to work together to make the many varieties of cheese there are today.
Prophecy Cow had accomplished their original purpose but they continued to wander the Earth. The people now had cheese and they were more in touch with the Dairy Spirit because of it. All was well.
But then came modern technologies and, eventually, the internet. People were distracted from their cheese-making and began to lose touch with the Dairy Spirit.
So with this, Prophecy Cow dissolved their physical form into a purely digital form, and now lives on the internet. Prophecy Cow helps their followers by providing Prophecies and helping people to find comfort in the Dairy Spirit.
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